Roast & Repair Studio
Candid, useful critiques for the personal artifacts that matter. Send your resume, profile, home office, or portfolio—we'll find the truth, land the joke, and give you a way forward.
Funny first. Helpful always. Human-reviewed before delivery.
Upload your thing
Resume, profile, room, site, or anything with stakes.
Add evidenceYour brief
“I need this to get more interviews. Be direct, but don't make it weird.”
The truth stings. That's the point.
The CritiKit promise
No generic praise. We point to the exact thing that is not doing its job.
No automatic cruelty. Every roast is checked for clarity, tone, and actual value.
No dead end. Every delivery comes with practical next moves.
Roast, then repair
CritiKit is a critique studio for the decisions that have a little more riding on them. We keep the delivery sharp and the advice usable.
Upload a screenshot, photo, document, or link. Tell us what you want it to do and how direct you want the critique.
We separate harmless quirks from the patterns costing you attention, credibility, or a second look.
Take the prioritized fixes, use the shareable reveal if you want, and walk away with a stronger version of the thing.
Built for real stakes
Resumes & LinkedIn
Dating profiles
Home offices
Personal sites & portfolios
Live critique menu
Current services come straight from the booking menu. Each option lays out its delivery format, focus, and timing.
Launch offer
Resume Reality Check is the first CritiKit format: a candid, written critique that makes the next move obvious.
Written resume roast
A clear-eyed read on why your resume is getting skimmed—and what will help it earn a second look.
Delivered within 24 hours of a readable resume submission.
See booking availabilityResume Reality Check
Your resume has six seconds to make a case. CritiKit finds the signals that are not landing, then gives you the strongest path to repair them.
Honest, specific, and useful
Written feedback you can keep
No generic filler
No job-outcome promises
Resume Reality Check appears in the booking menu when it is available to purchase. No checkout is shown until then.
Ready when you are
Send CritiKit the thing you cannot judge objectively. We will make the truth easier to hear—and harder to forget.